Always gallows humour in our family
Lard-arses of the world unite
your Christmas puddings set alight
lift the spoon slowly to your chops
stay well clear of the Christmas shops
Hark the Herald angels sing
you have to die of some damned thing!
This is the blog of Oonah V Joslin, writer and Editor at The Linnet's Wings.
Always gallows humour in our family
Lard-arses of the world unite
your Christmas puddings set alight
lift the spoon slowly to your chops
stay well clear of the Christmas shops
Hark the Herald angels sing
you have to die of some damned thing!