You Tube Links to see Capt Jacobson in Interview include:
https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojciech_Jacobson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHbeMOkOsFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eIGgPTIiaI
This is the blog of Oonah V Joslin, writer and Editor at The Linnet's Wings.
You Tube Links to see Capt Jacobson in Interview include:
https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojciech_Jacobson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHbeMOkOsFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eIGgPTIiaI
Meeting my FATE
First meeting
A sense of certainty
This is the one
Everything I know tells me so
Forced to move for a job
Applying far and wide I find myself
Travelling to Cardiff
Ever so alone except for that first meeting
February 18th is the date
A blizzard of such intensity
Trains and buses cancelled, we get a taxi out
Everybody's stranded but it's FATE
Four decades on
A lifetime together
This is still the one
I've had enough Christmas now. To tell the truth I'd had enough Christmas in mid-December but you have to go right through it to the end and then out the other side so it seems, to get to here, and here I am.
Took the tree down on 1st! There was tinsel sparkling in the sunshine and splintering light onto the wall and I thought "That's just not right!" It looked false -- fake -- tinselly. It looked TINSELLY! There's something unsettlingly tacky about tinsel touched by sunlight, don't you think? It's something akin seeing through a ghost! Suddenly you think, Hey, Christmas -- you're not REAL! You're just a big fat con we do every year to make Winter seem less Wintry when there was nothing wrong with Winter to begin with!
Same day I saw a wasp flitting outside the door and thought 'You're way too early, mate!' And just today (4th) a woodpigeon was cooing for all it was worth looking for some love. I wished things would settle into some good old fashioned cohesive pattern.
I ate a mince pie and it was so sweet I nearly spat it out. No more fancy stuff, I thought. No more sweets and spices, no more tree. I felt like George Bailey... I want to live again... I want to live again!
So today we went for a walk at the seaside and I bought cornish pasty and stotties from the corner bakery. You know...I think maybe the wasp and wood pigeon had it right all along. Get with 2022, they said. Get with the flow of nature.
Time to ditch the past -- it's so last year!
It's a funny old time of year, Christmas. I'm never sure I liked it all that much. Always prefered Hallowe'en when you didn't have to pretend so much. Maybe it's just easier to be afraid than happy! Christmas has too much riding on one day. The pressure to enjoy it makes me nervous. I've never been a 'special occasions' kind of person. I like life to stay on an even keel and count myself lucky that for the most part, it does. We're LUCKY!
Gently, gently
had to be
before you went to Big School
...leading question
Do you still believe in…
Hint well taken.
All lingering doubt dispelled.
Not really.
Thus the spell was broken
but not to worry yet because
whether you believed or not
there would still be
something from Mr Claus
to keep the myth alive
for younger siblings
not as mature as you not as
grown up.
You were part of the secret now
You knew of course that Jesus was still real.
But the magic had gone.
The child inside had died
and the adult struggled on.
If I could give you all something for Christmas, it would be Peace on Earth, Goodwill to all and just enough MAGIC to fill your heart with JOY
To all our friends and Family
May 2022 be Kind.
Never stop looking for the magic, folks!
Secret Worlds
Granny could see ultraviolet light. It happened after she had her cataracts removed. When we walked the dog, she’d tell me all about the shimmering, purple-white rainbows that splashed clouds of blue mist all over the park every time it rained. She’d admire a bed of blue and white flowers where I saw only yellow and point out the exact direction of sunlight even on the cloudiest day.
“There are secret worlds all around us, Shayla. Ever wonder what a duck’s world’s like?”
I always loved that about Granny. There was always more than met the eye.
“Ducks can probably see the glint of weed without the glare of the water.”
Granny’s skin was milky thin, so you could see the veins through it and her fingers were that bony, her hand looked like an x-ray.
“Caesar, Sit!” Caesar sat. “Caesar sees the world with his nose, don’t you boy?” He was snuffling at her pocket for a biscuit.
“How do you know the secret worlds are there, Granny?”
“Oh, you have to be looking for them. I have the gift,” she said proudly. “I see auras.”
“Horrors, Granny?”
“No auras -- colours around people that signify something about them.”
“Have you ever seen a ghost, Granny?”
“No but it’s not too late. You never know what you’ll see in a lifetime. I never imagined I’d see computers and space walks but I have and now there’s this strange light... Another gift.”
“But that’s science, Granny isn’t it. And science is different from auras.”
“There are more things in heaven and earth than ever we can see, Shayla,” she said.
My mother disapproved of Granny. “She’s an auld woman, Shayla and she’s half blind. What she thinks she can see is beyond me. Pay no heed to it.”
I told Granny what she said, of course.
“Do I have colours around me, Granny?”
“Yes, Shayla brown with warm flecks – like match heads sparking about in rich chocolate – that’s you; all fun and curiosity. Your mother’s blue and cream and far too caught up with things in general – but she’s right about one thing.”
“What?”
“What I can see is beyond her. It’s beyond most people. Never forget that Shayla – always believe in your own vision and keep your eyes skinned for those other worlds or you’ll never see them.
Granny always harked back to when she was a girl; counting with pounds, shillings and pence, no central heating, no colour T.V.
“The past’s a kind of secret world too, unless it’s your own of course – and the future... In fact no two people see things in quite the same way.”
I have a grand daughter now -- Sinead. I tell her about cash -- before the mega-crash, power lines that criss-crossed the countryside, petrol cars, keyboards you had to type on. I can see ultraviolet any time, by just putting on my visor. I worked all my life as a micro-biologist. Secret worlds… But that was science.
“Grandma Shayla, I made you a present.”
“Oh that’s lovely Sinead. Thank you. Is this me?” I see it’s an orange crayon person with brown fuzzy patches around the edge.
“Yes. And that’s me.”
A little pink person is holding my hand.
“And who’s this?” I ask.
“That’s the old lady who visits you,” she says.
The lady is white, has huge eyes and is surrounded by a violet glow. “Is she here now?” I ask.
“No Grandma. She’s not here today but she visits all the time… and she has a dog that comes with her.”
Seems Granny did have a gift and she passed it to Sinead. So many advancements, yet so many secret worlds: I’d almost stopped looking for them.
“Secret Worlds” ©2011 Oonah V Joslin. Not previously published.
The True Horror!
I just gave Hallowe’en away.
I gave it to the kids next door;
the ghosts, the lanterns, tinsel bats,
the candles, ice-trays and place mats.
My grim reaper curtain’s no longer mine,
my pumpkin, ghost and spider chain.
Getting too old to put it all up just to take it down again.
My knees complain about the strain!
Time to face the truth with horror.
That whiskered old witch in the mirror
is really me!
A simple Case of Misdiagnosis
The raybot moved around him and flashed repeatedly.
“Done,” said the cold voice and Mr Zee exited the room.
“You say you’ve been in some pain and thought you’d broken a bone?”
“That’s correct, Doctor.”
“Mmmm. Curious. You have no bones, Mr Zee.”
“Everybody has bones.”
The doctor turned the screen round. “See for yourself.”
The screen showed a classic robotic framework.
Mr Zee looked at it incredulously. “There must be some mistake, surely.”
“The raybot scanner is our very latest diagnostic tool, Mr Zee. It can detect problems at the microcellular level. Only you don’t seem to have any cellular level.”
“But grew up just like any normal kid on the block.”
“You may contain memories of growing up as a normal boy but this machine tells us very conclusively that you are an android, Mr Zee. As far as I can tell you’ve never done any ‘growing’ since your initial activation.”
Zee looked shattered. “But...”
“You really didn’t know?”
Zee put his head in his hands.
“We can get you some counselling and proper maintenance for your systems.”
Zee remained silent.
“I’ll write you a referral to the A I Department, shall I? They’re very good and they may have a copy of your records. Have you sorted in no time. They can probably deal with the imaginary pain too.”
Imaginary pain? Zee sat motionless, trying to take it in. Up until that day, he’d never felt any pain at all. Perhaps...
“Well, I can’t really do much more -- under the circumstances.”
“Yes Doctor. I understand. Thank you for your time.”
“I’ll be in contact about...” began the Doctor but Mr Zee had already left.
The Doctor recognised Zee’s face in the headlines the next morning.
“Threw himself from a bridge railway apparently,” said the Doctor. “But it doesn’t make sense. It says here he broke every bone in his body.”
@ Oonah V Joslin 2020