May's political shenanigans

Web of Deceit

Won't you come into my garden said the Cummings, on the sly

It’s quite the largest garden that you will ever spy.

You only have to get your head around my lying core

to see the biggest pile of shit you ever saw before.

I have no friends but Boris said the Cummings -- that’s okay.

He’ll never let me down you know, in case I go away.

He can’t survive without me. I can bring him to his knees.

He may be the Prime Minister but I am the big cheese!

Won’t you come into our garden and listen to our lies.

We have you in our sights you know with apps and media spies.

No gatherings, no protests now, no visits to your Mum

Do as we say not as we do. You low class slick of scum!