Celebration Chink of glasses Toasts and speeches Roasts and peaches Cream and scones and jam, jam, jam Smear the mustard on the ham Let the lettuce wilt and wither Throw poor crusts beneath the table Eat as much as you are able Watch the ice-cream slide and slither Watch the jelly wibble-wobble Stick a sausage on the Bar-be Sing your anthems hale and hearty Come along and join the party Lamprey pie and puddings bake Choose a queen to put a crown on. It’s all money. Ask a Banker. Down the tubes? You f*n wanker. What’s she say? Let them eat cake.
Born in Ballymena. Graduated B.A. in French & Education. Spent 28 years teaching.
Three Micro Horror prizes and an honoree in The 2009 Binnacle Comp.
Full lists of what went where availble on Facebook Notes and in the Vaults at Parallel Oonahverse.
Judge of The Shine Poetry Competition 2008.
Managing Editor at http://www.everydaypoets.com
Anthologies: The Very Best of Every Day Fiction 2008 and 2009
Toe Tags 2009,
A Man of Few Words
Short Library 2008
Ambition - to have a whole book to myself :)
Live at The Cumberland Arms 2011