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Friday, 26 April 2013

Food for Thought for Friday -- SOME YOU WIN

HEY! 
Throw the cat the canary and put another pea in the soup :) 
I WON -- The Spring Poetry Contest over at Postcard Poetry & Prose :) 
with an ekphrastic poem entitled 


so away over there and take a keek 
or you'll get no quiche.

Honourable mentions went to my good friends Maire Morrissey Cummins and James Graham

And while you're about it check out this week's Bewildering Stories Issue 522 where I also have a poem -- A Snake Awakes and have a good read while you're there 'cos it's a great issue!


Okay Quiche it is -- 1 quantity short crust pastry = 8oz flour/4 butter/salt/ water to mix / /rest it half an hour/ roll out and put in flan dish then blind bake and sprinkle some semolina or polents into the base to keep itfrom going soggy.

Filling: Cooked spinach in base / cooked broccoli, peppers, onions, mushrooms, or any left over cooked veg you wish -- arranged on top of the spinach (also cooked smoked bacon if you like). 

Pour over 2-3 eggs / a tub of creme fraiche or half pint cream / salt beaten together.
 Cut cheese -- in this case Blue Stilton -- into cubes and add as wished. Sprinkle with black pepper and grated nutmeg and cook at 180 for 35 - 40 mins




Serve with salad and French dressing.

No canaries were injured in the production of this blog :)

Friday, 19 April 2013

Food for Thought for Friday -- Tea Apologist Eats Humble American Pie

In my own defense I had been, two evenings in a row, whipped into a frenzy of patrioitic Tea ferver by a Victoria Wood's Nice Cup of Tea -- a really good treatment of the subject on the Beeb. And I learned rather a lot from that about our national drink Camilia Sinensis which is in effect, a tree indiginous to China. And so when people said you couldn't get a proper cuppa abroad (and in fairness it can be difficult) I jumped on the tea wagon. Then it struck me about some of the good experiences I have had in America (not the Char at Washington DC admittedly) but I found that my friends actually do drink tea! In fact Kath's friend Luann loves tea and Jim never refused a cup of (my favourite) PUNJANA any time I made one.


But more than that -- Ms Wood mentioned that perhaps if they could do a 'starbucks' on tea it might become 'cool' and wouldn't be on the decline. News for you Victoria :)

TEAVOLVE Baltimore MD. 
It's far and away the COOLEST tea place I have ever been to -- introduced to us by Jody Costa in 2010, it does all types of tea including Black Tea (which is American for English tea) and bubble tea which has grains of semolina in the bottom which swell up like bubbles... I reckon we need TEAVOLVEs on every High street in Britain to counter the coffee craze and repopularise tea.


Also in Baltimore there's a Breakfast place called Miss Shirleys. They do a decent cuppa that'll set you up for the day -- just ask for two bags and they'll do it. And opposite Saint Paul's church there's an oriental tea and sandwiches place that does great tea.


Also I confess I practically begged Nathan Rosen to bring me my favourite Bigelow's Spiced Chai when he came to visit -- It tastes like Christmas! Do yourself a favour and Buy some. I even save it when it's gone cold, bottle it and drink it as iced tea -- it's so delicious!


So you see I owed my American friends an apology for being such a stolid Brit :( 
and now that's over -- a nice cup of tea I think :)


Thursday, 11 April 2013

Food for Thought for Friday -- Spring in your step

SPRING FLIRTATION Irises? Not quite daffodils yet. That are reluctant to unfurl because of this nithering easterly wind from Scandinavia and I am a bit shy of shedding a coat too. It feels more like February than April.

Salads are off the menu! Slow Cooked Ham is on. Try serving with a nice stir fry of broccoli, peppers, onion rings, mushrooms, celery, sweetcorn, and sliced carrot and the all important triumvirate -- garlic/chili/ginger. And some home made egg-fried rice 
sesame oil in pan --HOT
add egg
salt
cold left over rice

stir quickly and serve.

It's been a good week though, I sent some poetry off and posted a couple of stories to Ether Press for this year's Twisted Tales :) I have ordered Issue 7 of A New Ulster in which I have seven poems (Please BUY  ahard copy if you can) and if you missed it Meteor Strike in BwS. I have another coming up there soon.

And I enjoyed Victoria Wood on TEA
It told me a lot I didn't know about our national beverage and Ms Wood is always entertaining, easy company. 

In Aveyron, 1976 in France I suffered a migraine -- immediately recognised by Aurelie Bardy as withdrawl symptoms it was cured by several cups of une tisane Vervaine -- Verbena tea. In Paris you have to go to WHSmith's tea rooms by Les Galleries Lafayette to get a proper cup! Jennifer Stakes Roberts and Noel and I were desperate for a cuppa in Washington DC and thought the Indian woman at the station might hold the secret. We got CHAR -- tea boiled up in sweetened condensed milk UGH! When I went to US last time I took my own teabags with me. We are indeed a nation addicted to this most benevolent drug but it is not entirely without side-effects as you see and it is also diuretic so gentlemen of a certain age... DECAF! Cheers Rosie-Lee!

Thursday, 4 April 2013

Food for Thought for Friday

But I am posting early because today is 4th April and Space died 3 years ago today and my mother died 10 years ago tonight and so my food for thought is just to enjoy life.



4th April in Memory



Today for me is sand

blown across a windy beach.



You used to love a windy day

and birdsong

‘cleanyourfeet’ you’d hear them say

birdie,birdie,birdie.



“Every crow thinks its own chick’s the whitest.”           



The wind is from north-east

were I at home

tobacco smells would carry

snowflakes in their wake

over the flourishing corn about to bloom



and you would know tell us all the signs

daffodils late

too early to plant sweet peas yet



“Let the winter do its work.”

           

I have missed that kind of wisdom since

Winter did its work

ten years ago today.

I know my mother would have been proud of the poems I have in Issue 7 of A New Ulster -- out today! I dedicate them to her.

Friday, 29 March 2013

Food for Thought for Friday

Faery Gold has just gone live in the Spring 2013 Issue of The Linnet's Wings.

Now I am chuffed about this because it's a story I had written ages ago and forgotten about and then along comes Editor Bill West and asks if he can have it :) That is rare and satisfying.

Another rare and satisfying occurrence is that it is in the same issue with a story by John Ritchie -- A Virginia Ham. John is a friend of mine and I greatly admire his writing. Also I see Stan Long has a poem in there too. Stan is an EDP poet also. Iam in good company. So of you have a bit of time to spare go The Linnet's Wings. Have a read. Buy a copy.

And if you fancy 'hamming it up' HERE are some recipe ideas. Of course I can't get my hands on a Virginia Ham here in the UK but there are good hams to be had from local butchers all over Britain and in the meantime, I have some serious Easter Egg eating to do.



This Easter Egg is so serious it's almost grave :) but all that mintiness will undoubtedly enliven my tastebuds!

Friday, 22 March 2013

Food for Thought for Friday -- BLOGHOPPING

I was invited to a BLOGHOP by Amos Grieg from A New Ulster and I thunk to meself -- why nat? So in true BLOGHOP spirit, today's recipe comes from my BLOGHOP guest, Marion Clarke, answering questions about her work HERE.
I know Marion from Every Day Poets where she is a regular contributor. She is also a very talented artist. Marion lives in Warrenpoint in Northern Ireland, a very beautiful spot that I only visited once in my life even though I was also born in Northern Ireland. We also know each other through A New Ulster too and on Facebook. We have never met.




Well tasty I'd say -- wouldn't you? ;)


Marion's Chicken Tikka Balti 
 There is a lot of preparation involved with this dish, but boy is it worth it!
Marinade four chicken breasts cut into cubes in the following:
Chicken Tikka
Small tub of natural yoghurt

1sp fresh ginger, grated
2 crushed cloves of garlic
1 fresh green chilli, finely chopped
1 teaspoon garam masala
1 teaspoon turmeric powder
salt to taste (if you use it - I don't)

1 tablespoon fresh coriander, finely chopped
Heat a grill and either skewer the pieces of chicken or lay them out on a baking tray and grill, turning regularly until they are slightly charred. Make sure they are thoroughly cooked through. Leave to one side.

Balti Sauce
I usually make the sauce according to the recipe below, but only use half of it and freeze the rest for another day, so I have it ready next time I want Chicken Tikka Masala. Sometimes, if I'm stuck for time, I substitute the ground spices with a couple of tablespoons of ready made balti paste. If I don't have all the ingredients I simply use what I have at the time. You can't really go wrong with this recipe, and I don't think I've ever used bay leaves or cinnamon sticks, but I guess if you have them it will taste even better! 

Heat 3 tablespoons vegetable oil in a saucepan. Add the following and stir together for one minute: 5 cloves, 4 cardamons, 10 black peppercorns, 4 bay leaves and 3 cinnamon sticks. Add 5 medium onions finely sliced, a 2 inch piece of ginger, crushed, a large garlic clove, crushed and stir fry until they soften. Add a 14 oz tin of tomatoes and 1 tablespoon of tomato puree and 2 tablepoons of fresh, chopped coriander and fry for a further 2 minutes. Add the following spices: 1 desertspoon ground coriander, 1 desertspoon ground cumin, 1 desertspoon paprika, 2 teaspoons ground turmeric, 1-2 teaspoons chilli powder, 1 teaspoon garam masala, 1 teaspoon salt (if you use it) and fry for another 2-3 minutes, continually stirring so the spices don't catch. Add water, cover and simmer for 25 minutes, stirring occasionally. Let the sauce cool and liquidise or blend in a food processor. Your Balti sauce is now ready for use and/or freezing.

To combine the chicken tikka with the Masala Sauce...
Heat a tablespoon of vegetable oil in a pan and add a chopped onion, an inch of grated ginger, 2 cloves of crushed garlic and stir until soft. Add as much of your Balti sauce as much as you want along with the chicken tikka piece and gently heat everything through until the food is piping hot.
Serve with basmati rice and nan bread, roti or chapatis - delicious!
For a quick raita, mix a small tub of natural yoghurt with a quarter of grated cucumber, a grated small onion, a teaspoon of mint sauce, a pinch of salt and a pinch of sugar. This is lovely and cooling if you find the Tikki Masala a little spicy. 

I hope to have another BLOGHOPPER on my alterante blog, Parallel Oonahverse next Tuesday -- look out for that :) Now follow all the bloghops back and see where they lead.